Poetry
1 min
His Hygiene is Terrible
Drew Goode
His Hygiene is Terrible
He doesn't understand,
Mouthwash isn't a substitute for brushing your teeth,
and deodorant isn't a substitute for a shower
You can't just turn your underwear and socks inside out,
you have to wash them
And you can't just sneeze in your hands and do nothing,
you have to wash them
He shaves with an old razor,
and he doesn't moisturize his skin
He goes out when he's sick,
and he doesn't wear a mask
He doesn't understand,
Why his fingers are sticky,
Why his teeth are yellow,
Why his face has acne,
Why his hands are always dirty,
Why his breath is smelly
He's just filthy
:(
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